| Fan Fiction |
by Joua Vany, Tony Le, Pa Moua, Diane Le (DeDe)
Txye: You wouldn't be asking that if we were still with them!
Joua: But WE weren't invited to Yg Ent. It would have been rude if we just barged in there with them.
Txye: Well, maybe Mr. Yang would have been nice and let us stay there with them just because.
Joua: If Mr. Yang was nice? He's not nice! He was the reason me and Seungri broke up that first time! [covers mouth]
Txye: I already know.
Joua: I know you know. I just shouldn't say it so loud here. What if Key hears?
Txye: What. You coming on to Key now?
Joua: No, no, no. Just saying..... gosh. [turns away]
Key: There you guys are! I was looking for you!
Joua: Eh? For what?
Key: The other guys are waiting too.
Txye: For what?
Key: Come with me! [comes over and takes Joua by the hand]
Joua signals Txye to come along.
Min-jee: Key oppa, I don't think you told them where you are taking them! I would like to know too, you know!
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Mr. Yang: [to Danny] Tell them to come on in.
Danny exits his office.
Danny: All right, girls. This is it. Mr. Yang would like to speak to you all now. Hwaiting! [does Hwaiting! motion]
Pa: I'm kind of nervous.
Celia: Me too.
Dede: Come on, let's go see what he has to say!
Pa: You're not-
Dede: Not really. I mean, what could be so bad?
Celia: Yea, I guess you're right, De.
[all enter]
Mr. Yang: I don't think it takes that long to enter a door that you were standing three feet behind.
Pa: S-sorry, Mr. Yang. That won't happen again.
Mr. Yang: So, that means you want to go home already?
Pa: Eh?
Danny: Mr. Yang, please don't be so harsh on her.
Mr. Yang: For Danny's sake, I'll keep this nice, sweet, and short.
Danny: Thank you, Sir.
Mr. Yang: So.. I've seen the pictures. All of them. And I must say...
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[aftermath]
Min-jee: Omo, that seemed like a really long talk, Mr. Yang! The girls look exhausted. You didn't even offer them a seat!
SE7EN: So?
Teddy: What's up, girls?
Baek-kyoung: Tell us what happened!
Dede: Can you guys let us breathe for a moment?
Celia: We literally mean it. It was really stuffy in there.
Dede: Yea! So settle down!
SE7EN: Sorry.
Celia: You didn't do anything, Oppa! Don't need to apologize!
Min-jee: Celia, Celia, Celia. You're so funny.
SE7EN: Oh.. okay.
Baek-kyoung: That's not fair! I only asked one question!
Celia: SE7EN oppa only said one word, Baek-kyoung.
BK shuts up.
Teddy: Bacon, you need to chill.
Pa: Let's go.
Dede: Where?
Pa: Out.
Teddy: For what?
Pa: To.. CELEBRATE!
SE7EN: Wait, so that means..?
Teddy: You girls are.. officially in?
Celia nods.
Teddy: That's great!
Teddy hugs each of them.
Teddy: Cool, man. Awesome. Awesome.
Baek-kyoung: Dude, you seem more excited than they are.
Pa: Who cares! Let's just go! I need some air!
Min-jee: Oh, boy. That's a party, I think.
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Onew: What's up, Key?
Key: `Sup, Hyung.
Txye: Why are we here?
Jong-hyun: To CELEBRATE!
Joua: ...celebrate what?
Onew: The two new member's in SHINee's summer home!
Txye: This is your summer home? It's huge!
Jong-hyun: It has to be.
Joua: Why?
Tae-min: Because we need a personal soccer field downstairs for Min-ho to play.
Joua: Ah, I see.
Key: Let's go sit. I feel stupid standing here.
Min-jee: Oppa, couldn't you have just told them to come downstairs to have some breakfast! You're so silly~
Jong-hyun: So.. how did you and Key-eomma meet?
Joua: Key-eomma? Why do you guys call him that?
Key: Because I take care of them! All the frickn` time.
Onew: That's not true!
Key: Hyung, you are the hardest to take care of!
Onew: No, I'm not!
Key: See, see. There you go, being a hard-aaa.. I mean, being childish!
Min-jee: Eomma, Appa! Stop fighting! You're scaring the little children!
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Teddy: Should we.. invite the boys too?
Pa: What boys?
Baek-kyoung: The Big Bang boys.
Dede: Noo~~ they're probably busy or something.
Celia: I bet TOP is with another girl already.
SE7EN: Come on, Celia. He's not like that.
Celia: Well, you never know!
Teddy: I think ya need to chill out. We know those boys better than anyone. The trainee days up to now. They've always been serious and true to what they say. Trust me.
Pa: And you are telling this to us now?
Teddy: Well, you know, it didn't occur to me `til now.
Baek-kyoung: Damn, Bruh, if you had told them earlier, maybe none `uh this stuff would`a happen!
Teddy: Well, you've got a mouth too, don't you? You and I've been through lots with the boys, stupid. You could`a said something!
Dede: Hey, hey! We're not here to talk about that! We're here to party like the rockstars that we are!
Teddy: I don't rock, I rap.
Baek-kyoung: WE rap, Teddy. WE.
SE7EN: I rock, sing, rap and dance. [laughs]
Baek-kyoung: Sev.. that was weak.
SE7EN: Not as weak as bacon, I'm pretty sure.
G-Dragon: Let's get this party started!
Teddy: Ayy! Y'all came!
The girls looked at the door.
Dae-sung: Of course! We didn't want to miss out on the new trainees.
TOP: Yea. We came to show them that we support them.
Teddy: I think they already know that by now.
Celia: Yea, so you can leave now.
SE7EN: Come on~~ can we not go through this again?
Seung-ri: Aren't we missing a few people?
Taeyang: Yea. Where are the other two girls?
Pa: It's.. a long story.
Teddy: Why don't y'all sit `chur asses down and we'll talk.
Seung-ri: I was hoping to see- [pause] them again.
TOP: Oy, you were going to say J-
Seung-ri hits him.
Min-jee: These people.. haha.
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Joua and Key wash the dishes.
Key: So.. do you like it here?
Joua: It's.. cool. I like it.. I guess.
Key: What are you hesitant about? Is something wrong?
Joua: I just.. nothing.
Key: Why don't you go relax? I can do the dishes by myself.
Joua: No, it's okay. I'm the guest; I should be doing this myself.
Key: A girl shouldn't work by herself.
Joua: Thanks, Key. For a lot of things.
Min-jee: Jouaaa, why are you changing the subject?
Key: Eh? Have I really done that many things for you?
Joua nods.
Joua: More than enough.
Key: Well, I gotta do what I gotta do.
Joua: And what does that mean then?
Key remained quiet and simply smiled at her.
Min-jee: I feel awkward, yet happy. Hm.