| Fan Fiction |
by shycapri8 & walin + YUNJAEx3 [ toni ]
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"Are you full?" Yunho watched as JaeJoong stuffed the last piece of meat into his mouth. They were both fully dressed now and was eating their meal.
JaeJoong nodded but kept on eating. "Those meats were delicious looking," JunSu commented. "Yah, how do you know what delicious is? You've never eaten it before," ChangMin told JunSu. "The way Joongie eats it makes me want to try it," JunSu explained. "You should try eating it," YooChun told JunSu. "Yah, it's not enough that you're already manipulating JaeJoong to do bad things, you're also corrupting JunSu?" ChangMin stared at YooChun. "Sheesh, when'd you get so angry?" YooChun shut back. "When you sat on me earlier!" ChangMin gave him an angry stare.
"Alright, I'm going to go study now, can you be quiet for me? Maybe, you just want to watch tv?" Yunho asked as he put the dishes into the sink.
"TV! Let's watch Teletubbies!" JunSu suggested. "No! That makes JaeJoong jump up and down too much, he'll disturb Yunho. He should just read," ChangMin suggested. "What do you think?" JaeJoong asked YooChun in his head. "I say, you watch tv," YooChun sided with JunSu. "Yay! Teletubbies!" JunSu jumped up and down.
"What do you want to do?" Yunho asked.
"TV," JaeJoong ran over to the living room and sat on the couch.
"Okay, here's the remote. Just keep it quiet, okay?" Yunho asked as he grabbed his book bag and carried it to the dining table.
JaeJoong flipped thru the channles not knowing what to watch. "Ooo! Barbies!" JunSu pointed to a barbie commercial. "That was only a commercial!" YooChun told him. JaeJoong continued searching.
"Kill him!" a character on the tv screen yelled.
"STOP!" YooChun called. "That's what you need to watch!" he screamed. "This?" JaeJoong looked over to YooChun. "Yah, that's a violent movie! You can't watch that!" ChangMin budged in. "That's what you have to watch! Remember you have to protect Yunnie? What if Yunnie gets kidnapped again? You have to protect Yunnie!" YooChun explained. "Protect Yunnie?" JaeJoong asked. "Yes, you have to learn how to fight so you can protect your Yunnie!" YooChun got up close to JaeJoong's face. "Yah!" ChangMin pulled YooChun away. "You can't watch that!" ChangMin was too late. JaeJoong's eyes were fixed on the screen.
Another character on the screen ran up the staircase as the killer chased him. As he got to the top of the staircase he turned around and kicked the killer down the stairs.
"Ahhhh," JunSu gave shrieked. "Come here, I'll protect you," YooChun went over to hold JunSu. "Chunnie-ah, why are they fighting? Can't they just hug?" JunSu closed his eyes. "There are other things to do besides fighting," JunSu told YooChun. "They're not fighting, they're just teaching Joongie how to protect himself," YooChun explained. "JaeJoong, you have to stop listening to YooChun, isn't he the reason why you got into so much trouble?" ChangMin asked. "I need to protect Yunnie," JaeJoong told ChangMin.
"Hey, I'm gonna go to the bathroom. Just watch your tv, alright?" Yunho told him as he went to the bathroom.
KNOCK. KNOCK.
A minute after Yunho went to the bathroom someone knocked on the door.
"What is that?" JaeJoong jumped on the couch. "There's someone at the door, go open it," YooChun told JaeJoong. "No, you can't open it. You don't know who it is," ChangMin told him. "It's probably the ice cream man!" JunSu said excitedly. "Yah, what kind of an ice cream man comes to knock on the door?" ChangMin asked. "Joongie, you have to open it. What if it's something important to your Yunnie?" YooChun told him. "Important?" JaeJoong thought. "Yes, go open it," YooChun told him. "Why do I even exist?" ChangMin said as he covered his face with his hands.
KNOCK. KNOCK.
"Is anyone there?" a girl's voice came from the other side of the door.
"It's a girl!" YooChun exclaimed. "Maybe it's Yunnie's girlfriend?" JunSu asked. "Girlfriend?" JaeJoong asked. "Yeah, if it's a girl, you can tell her to stay away from your Yunnie," YooChun told JaeJoong.
"I can hear your voice," the girl's voice came again.
"JaeJoong, just wait until Yunho comes out of the bathroom," ChangMin trying again. "What if your Yunnie comes out too late? Then he'll miss her! And he won't get the important message!" YooChun exaggerated. "Important message?" JaeJoong asked. "Seriously! Why am I here?" ChangMin sat down on the couch. "Open it, I want to see the ice cream man," JunSu told JaeJoong.
Slowly JaeJoong twisted the knob and pulled it open.
"Ah, hello!" the girl bowed. "Oh, you're not Yunho," she looked dumbfounded. "I'm looking for Yunho, does he live here?" she asked.
JaeJoong just stared at her without answering.
"I'm Tiffany, I work with Yunho. I'm dropping off his schedule for next week for him cause he didn't come pick it up today," she smiled.
"Tell her she's ugly!" YooChun told JaeJoong. "Ooo, I like her pink skirt!" JunSu told JaeJoong.
"Are you alright?" Tiffany asked once she saw JaeJoong's eyes look down to her skirt. "Is Yunho here?" she asked. "Are you a friend of his?" she asked.
"Friend," JaeJoong finally answered.
"Oh, that's wonderful. I'm glad to meet you," she smiled. "This is Yunho's work schedule if you could give it to him," she handed him a folded up sheet of paper. "Oh, and I also baked some cookies for him, does he like cookies?" she asked.
"COOKIES!" JunSu screamed. "Yes, we want cookies!" JunSu jumped up and down.
"Yes?" Tiffany asked.
"Yes," JaeJoong answered.
"Alright, wait here. I left it in my car," she said. "I'll go grab it," she ran down the hall and down the stairs to her car.
"Follow her!" YooChun screamed. "She gives me a bad vibe!" YooChun told JaeJoong. "Yay, go get cookies!" JunSu yelled. JaeJoong followed her out of the door. "Yah! You can't do that!" ChangMin called after JaeJoong but it was too late.
JaeJoong stood at the top of the staircase looking thru the window to the outside. He saw the girl go to the car and grab a pink box. Then she ran back towards the door.
"Cookies!" JunSu yelled. "Yah, I don't think that's a cookie!" YooChun said. "What?" JunSu gave a disappointed look. "That looks like a bomb!" YooChun told him. "Bomb?" JaeJoong looked over to YooChun. "Yes, that looks like that box in the tv! The one where the box blew up!" YooChun told him. "What do I do?" JaeJoong asked. "Bomb? No!" JunSu ran back to the room where ChangMin waited at the door. "What are they doing?" ChangMin asked him. JunSu didn't answer but ran into the room and hid under the coffee table.
"I brought the cookies," Tiffany came running up the stairs.
"JaeJoong! Remember what we saw in the movie?" YooChun asked. "Yeah," JaeJoong was getting nervous. "You can't let her get up here with that box. It'll blow up!" YooChun told him. "What do I do?" JaeJoong asked YooChun.
"What is that?" Tiffany asked as he made her way up.
"Lift your right feet up and kick her!" YooChun ordered. "Kick?" JaeJoong asked. "Yes! Kick! Now!" YooChun screamed.
With that JaeJoong raised his right foot and threw it towards Tiffany who was a few steps away. Hitting her right in the abdomen. She flew back and hit the side of the stairs and gradually rolled back to the bottom of the stairs.
"Ahhhh," she screamed as her box of cookies flew open and spilled everywhere.
"JaeJoong!" ChangMin ran up to see the incident. "What did you do?" he looked down to the bottom of the stairs. "Holy shit!" ChangMin blurted. "She had a bomb!" JaeJoong told ChangMin. "That's not a bomb! Those are cookies, see?" he pointed to the cookies on the floor. "Cookies?" JaeJoong mouth. YooChun was now laughing hard on the floor.
Tiffany laid unconscious at the bottom of the staircase.
"Look!" ChangMin pointed to the window. "There's someone coming!" ChangMin told him. "Run!" YooChun told JaeJoong. "No, you can't run! You have to take responsibility for what you did!" ChangMin told JaeJoong. "If the cops find out you did this, they'll send you to jail!" YooChun told JaeJoong. "If you go to jail, they'll lock you up and you'll never see your Yunnie again!" YooChun pulled on JaeJoong's arm. JaeJoong finally back away and ran into the room.
"Shindong, wait for me," Taeyeon called after her boyfriend.
"Yah, hurry up. I'm hungry!" he told her.
They opened the door and came into the building.
"What is this?" Shindong jumped back in horror.
"It looks like someone fell," Taeyeon went up to see. "We have to help her," she told Shindong.
"Yah, it's none of our business. I say we just call the cops and let them take care of it," he said as he backed up.
"She might die if we don't help her," Taeyeon pulled Tiffany up to see her face.
"She's pretty," Shindong's eyes met Tiffany's face.
"What was that?" Taeyeon asked.
"I said... alright, we'll help her. Here, help her onto my back and I'll carry her," Shindong explained.
"What was that noise?" Yunho asked as he came out of the bathroom.
"Tell him it was the tv!" YooChun said. "No, you shouldn't lie to him!" ChangMin said. "If you don't tell him it was the tv, he'll go out there to see that you did something wrong and he'll take you to the cops!" YooChun told him. JaeJoong didn't answer, instead he just pointed to the tv.
"Oh, alright," Yunho went back to his studying.
"I can't believe this," ChangMin gave up and sat down on the floor. "You're alright Joongie, everything will be fine. No one will know you did it," YooChun told him. "I wonder if she's already dead," YooChun gave a little laugh. "I'm sure she's alright. She's probably up and walking back to bake more cookies," JunSu joined in.
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heeheehee, if you guys haven't noticed. i'm not big on snsd. so far, i've had yoona get run over by a garbage truck, taeyeon is in an abusive relationship with shindong, and now tiffany just went flying down the stairs. to snsd fans, you don't have to 'love' me, but understand that this is a fanfic made up by authors that don't mind me expressing my feelings. ^_^