| Fan Fiction |
by shycapri8 & walin + YUNJAEx3 [ toni ]
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Before Yunho was able to say a word, Jaejoong had fallen asleep while staying it that same position.
"Ahh, Jae.. You adorable child," Yunho sighed and slowly moved Jaejoong's arm away. He carefully lay the frail boy onto his mattress and walked out of the room. He took a quick glance back at Jaejoong & then exited his room.
"Yah?! It's already night-time!" He realized once he left the room. He ran back into the bathroom and took a shower. He lifted his arms up in the air and removed his t-shirt, and unbuttoned his pants.
*meanwhile*
"Ahh! The walls came for me again!" Junsu squealed. Who knew Jaejoong's own conscience could wake himself up... "Yahh Junsu you butt! You fully woke us up!" Yoochun scolded. "Idiots! We're the surreal ones here. It's more likely that you woke JAEJOONG up, rather than us!" Changmin cursed. "Omo, your loud voice makes me want to pee!" Junsu cried. "You can't pee Junsu. Only JAEJOONG can." He corrected.
"Yunnie? Jaejoong pee," Jaejoong awoke, feeling his own liquids trickle down his leg. "RUUUUUNNNNN!" All three voices commanded. Jaejoong stood up and quickly ran into the washroom and pulled down his boxer shorts.
"Ahhhh," Jaejoong and the 3 sighed in relief. "Congrats, you didn't miss your 'target'. You should really flush the toilet now," Changmin advised. "The yellow looks so pretty!" Junsu complimented the colour of pee. "Yah! Just flush before I make you kick the toilet," The last voice said. He nodded and flushed the toilet, only to hear screaming as an outcome.
"AHHHHHH! THE WATER IS HOT!!!" Yunho pulled open the curtains, not expecting to see Jaejoong curled up in the corner.
"AAHHHHHHH!!!!" Yunho screamed again after realizing he was fully naked. "What are you going here?!" He scolded.
"I.. pee pee..." Jaejoong pointed towards the toilet. "Hey, he's quite large in size..." Yoochun spoke inside his head in a very impressed tone. "It looks pretty!" Junsu giggled. "Aish, seriously... Why am I here again?" Changmin sighed in shame.
"pretty..." Jaejoong pointed towards Yunho's 'safety area'. His face turned 3 shades of red, as he was flustered in embarrassment.
"Why isn't he moving?" Junsu whispered. "Kick him to see if he's dead or not!" Yoochun suggested. "He's frozen in embarrassment. That's why he's not moving, Jaejoong. You should leave the washroom now," Changmin truthfully spoke. All voices chattered in his head at once, which made Jaejoong very frustrated.
"Junsu say dead.. you?" Jaejoong stood up from his curled up position, and waited for a reply at the door. "Yes, no?"
"Who's Junsu?" Yunho wondered. 'Maybe it's just another friend...' He thought to himself.
"Aha! He's still alive, Jae. You can walk away now." Yoochun protested, Junsu agreed. "Yah but wait! He's asking about me, answer Yunnie! Maybe he will let you kissy him later on!!" Changmin stayed silent, ticked off about the conversation that was going on. "Aish, I'm not saying anything! You won't even listen to me."
"J..Junsu- friend! Here in head," Jaejoong proudly pointed towards his head. "See, I still friends have!" Jaejoong then fastened his pace and ran outside the washroom.
Meanwhile, Yunho quickly fixed himself, now feeling refreshed in a clean pair of pajama shorts and a shirt.
"Where is he at now?" Yunho slightly tilted his head to the side and scratched it, showing his confusion. His eyes scanned the apartment room, yet Jaejoong was nowhere to be seen.
"Can someone PLEASE tell me why we're hiding?" Changmin spoke in his angry tone. "You mean why Jaejoong is hiding! Aish, you and your nonsense," Junsu spoke after he took note on how it was more of 'Jaejoong' than 'Us'. "I still wonder how it can be so big..." Yoochun drifted off to outerspace. His 'mind' was focused on Yunho's large size.
"Sshhh, you no talk!" Jaejoong hushed up the voices that were blabbing uncontrollably in his head. At this moment, he felt as if he had a mind of his own. Yet, he was hiding from something he was still very unsure of. "I never knew I'd say this Jae, but listen to those two for once! Why are you hiding?" Changmin questioned.
Jaejoong sat there silently. All he could do was resist the voices that spoke to him, but soon allowed himself to respond to their voices.
"Ahh there you are!" Yunho said from across the room. He could see Jaejoong's butt peaking out from behind the couch. He played along with Jaejoong and acted as if he hadn't noticed. 'Just like how I used to play this with Yoona...'
"Oh I wonder where he is! If only I could find him, maybe he could get his surprise!" Yunho casually spoke while his back was turned away from Jaejoong, carefully peaking from behind. He chuckled at Jaejoong's cute reactions.
"Oh remember why hide!!" Jaejoong whispered to his conscience. "Hide and seek?" Changmin asked. "Noo, so he can get his amazingly special spec-tactically awesomely awesome surprise from Yunnie! Maybe he has a whole JAR of cookies!!" Junsu said with an enthusiastic tone. "What if the surprise is ___?" Yoochun wondered. Although they were just voices, Jaejoong could see the annoyed looks that was shot back at Yoochun. If it weren't for his perverted mind, maybe Jaejoong's logic could have been played out a tad bit better. "Shhh!" Jaejoong pointed his finger to his mouth, indicating that Yunho was near. He turned around to see Yunho grinning at him.
"He..hehehe?" Jaejoong let in a confused giggle. "His smile scares me... I really think I know what the surprise is..." Yoochun squinted his non-existing eyes. "Yah, it's pretty! His candy lips are so pink, and sweet too!" Junsu happily spoke. "Can't you see he just wants to play with you? I'm sure that isn't the surprise, Yoochun." Changmin, the mature voice prodded.
"I've got you!" Yunho smiled once he got a hold of Jaejoong. He picked up his lightweight body, and lifted him over his shoulders.
"HEY! ME.. SURPRISE!" Jaejoong said while his fists continually hit Yunho's back.
"Close your eyes first!" Yunho commanded. Personally, he didn't know what the surprise was. "Ayahhh..." He struggled while rummaging through his cupboards. 'Maybe bambi would please him,' He thought to himself.
"Maybe he's looking for lubricant. Ah, I knew it! He's perverted! Kick him and run away!" Yoochun instructed. "I think it's a super duper surprise that we.. I mean Joongie has to wait for," Junsu confidently spoke. Just to keep Junsu's mouth shut, Changmin agreed with the childish remark. "Oooh, super duper.." Jaejoong blankly said while he was seated on the kitchen floor, with his legs crossed together.
"Aha! Here it is.." He pulled the bambi stuffed toy out of his cookie jar.
"COOKIES!!" Junsu squealed once Jaejoongs eyes met the large jar. "Tsk tsk, what a bad place to keep that kind of stuff!" Yoochun shamefully said, as Changmin spoke from his view. "I really don't think it's lubricant of some sort, and if it were a cookie, why would Yunho have trouble taking it out of the jar?" Changmin tried to prove a point. "Giant cookie!" Junsu squealed for the [who knows how many]th time.
"Surprise!!" He cheerfully clapped his hands while watching dear Yunnie struggle.
"Ahhhhh! Come out!!" He spazzed at the jar that sunk inbetween his lap. "1,2,3 AHHHH!" The stuffed animal came flying in the air and landed in Jaejoong's arms.
"Huuuu!" He sucked in air from the excitement. His eyes glimmered while staring at the adorable stuffed toy that sat on his lap. "Oh it's so pretty! His eyes are so glittery! Shiny shiny, ahhhh!" Junsu began to sing. "Just because he has that, doesn't mean that Yunho isn't perverted!!" Yoochun yelled. "Yah! Jaejoong say thank you to Yunho! And Yoochun, I think you're the perverted one here to think that way!" Changmin argued. "So what are you naming it?" Junsu asked.
"You thank!" Jaejoong grinned while clutching onto his new found posession.
"I suppose that means thank you?" Yunho chuckled. Jaejoong nodded and kept his eyes glued onto his new toy.
"Yunny.." He whispered to the toy.
"Yes?" Yunho arched his brow. 'Yoona used to call me that.'
"No! Me toy name Yunny! You Yunnie!" He raised his tone. "Nice name!" All three voices echoed. Changmin and Yoochun spoke in a sarcastic voice, while Junsu in the other hand, spoke in his regular lively tone.
"I don't see a difference," Yunho gave in a slight smile. The corner of his mouth rose up, a bright feeling that kept him smiling. Despite the awkward day that passed, it was an enjoyable day to remember. "So, night night time?" Jaejoong nodded. He held onto Yunho's hand and went to the bedroom.
"You sleep here, I'll sleep on the sofa." Yunho pointed towards the living room.
"No, Yunnie here sleep!" Jaejoong protested. "Yes! Make Yunnie sleep! This dark room scares me, I don't want it to close on me again!" Junsu screamed in fear. Yes, screamed. "Blast your mutual volume down!" Yoochun said to Junsu. "Okay Jae, just tell Yunho you're scared."
"It's okay, there's not monsters! I checked under the bed for you," He tried his best to assure the boy, yet nothing stopped him from changing his decision.
"NOOOO!!!" Jaejoong pleaded on his knees, still holding onto 'Yunny.'
"Aish, fine!" He fully gave in. The cuteness of Jaejoong had fully overtaken him, thus being unable to reject the innocence in Jaejoong's eyes.
"I told you puppy dog eyes worked!" Junsu said in satisfaction.
Jaejoong followed Yunho back into the bed, and slept side by side. At an instant, Jaejoong fell asleep. His head sunk down Yunho's shoulder and soon, Yunho fell asleep.